Thursday, March 19, 2009

Bila Anak-anak Kita....

Teacher : Didn't you promise to behave?
Student : Yes, Sir.
Teacher : And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
Student : Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.


Teacher : Hassan, go to the map and find Singapore.
Hassan : Here it is!
Teacher : Correct. Now, class, who discovered Singapore?
Class : Hassan!


Teacher : Rudy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Rudy : Me!


Substitute Teacher : Are you chewing gum?
Billy : No, I'm Billy Nyalau.

3 comments:

caturist said...

Cik Puan Ivy, Tuan Ruzzlan (http://ruzzlan2312.blogspot.com/) tanya, apa teknik yg digunakan sehinggakan lukisan tu hampir sama dengan yang asal.

Cuba terjah blog dia yer. Dan juga baca komen dia tentang lukisan Naga di ruangan komen posting 'Friendship'.

Shitsurei shimashita said...

hahahahahaha, ni lah namanya speaking english ba. Budak2 loyar buruk best jgk kdg2 dilayan

Ivy Metaga said...

teringat time sekolah2..kecik2 dulu..rasa2 nya ada kes cam ni..tapi waktu tu masik kecik..mane ingat kan naga..kui kui..hidup anak harapan bangsa..